Hard-ass Pseudo-therapist.

A link for you, icouldgiveafuckless.

prickrolled:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Albert-Hammond-Jrs-boner-at-Bonnaroo-2011/180411692012332

FOR ME!!??

Anything for you, princess.

A link for you, icouldgiveafuckless.

yup…that’s my leg…I totally hid my fat arms

Have a fucking burger, dumbass.

Knives….

Its probably a bad thing when knives seem more friendly then your so called “friends”

FORKS….

I was going to play noughts and crosses with myself, but then I sat there and just looked at what I’d done.

Yeah, that’s not what it’s called…

MY SOUL IS NEGRO

” Don’t ask me why, even I don’t know.”

OMG, you got a new kitten?! I am so jelly! Hope it doesn’t scratch you anymore.

MY SOUL IS NEGRO

My wrist.

Oh! You got a kitten? Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!

More like just as insane, but true nonetheless.

MY SOUL IS LOSER

yum….i want a bf like this

^^^LOL, what?^^^

MY SOUL HAS LOW STANDARDS.

Huh-Huht.